Archive for December, 2010

We must invest in ourselves America.

If we don’t take the time to invest in ourselves we will never be able to shape the future of others this is an elemental key to consider.  If we see injustice and can unite as a whole to unify so things don’t  happen again then we must.  Freedom is not free, but it can be bought for a price Ive found, Its connected with knowledge as all things of importance are. I await your response and plans.

Wishing you a Happy Holiday Season and a prosperous New Year.

~⚜\☠/⚜~ Sage of the Zeitgeist

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines…

UNIX Airways~everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS~Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on…

Mac Airlines~All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air~The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air~Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Windows XP Air~You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

Windows7 ~You show up at the airport, after 10 hours of security checkes are told to wait in a room where you are given 3d glasses that simulate the flight, after countless arguments with flight support you are told the incident will be escalated and are given a 257 digit number to use when calling back.  When you call back your phone only accepts 256 characters and are told your request cannot be processed at this time please enter the correct number again.